If you want to say something nice, email me at firstname.lastname@example.org! If you are offended by Procedurettes, just remember that the worst, least joyful societies on Earth are obsessed with respect, dignity, and propriety. Feeling offended is part of the repetoire of human emotions, and it’s perfectly healthy to have this kind of experience. If you feel that Procedurettes is unprofessional, keep in mind that being “professional” simply means doing what most other physicians would do. Most of the time, that’s a great choice. Sometimes, it’s the worst possible decision you could make.